Terms of service

Last updated: [July 22nd, 2026]

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of Spitball LLC ("we," "us," or "our"), including our website, products, and any SMS/text messaging program we offer. By accessing our site, placing an order, or opting in to receive text messages from us, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use our site or services.

1. Online Store Terms

By using this site, you confirm you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence, or that you have given us consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site. You may not use our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose, and you may not violate any laws in your jurisdiction when using the site.

2. Products and Pricing

We reserve the right to modify prices, discontinue products, or limit quantities at any time without notice. Pre-order pricing is locked in at the time of purchase as described on the product page; pricing may increase for future orders once the pre-order period ends. We have made every effort to display product colors, artwork, and details as accurately as possible; we do not guarantee that your device's display will be accurate.

3. Orders and Payment

You agree to provide current, complete, and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made through our site. Payment is captured at the time of purchase unless otherwise stated on the product page. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for reasons including product availability, errors in pricing or product information, or suspected fraud.

4. Text Messaging (SMS) Program

By providing your phone number and opting in through our website, checkout, or another enrollment method, you consent to receive recurring automated promotional and transactional text messages (including cart reminders, order and shipping updates, and marketing offers) from Spitball LLC at the phone number provided.

Message frequency varies. You may receive multiple messages per month depending on your interactions with us and current promotions.
Message and data rates may apply. Standard messaging rates from your wireless carrier may apply to any text message we send you.
Consent is not a condition of purchase. You are not required to opt in to text messages to purchase any product or service from us.
How to opt out. Reply STOP to any text message from us at any time to cancel. You will receive a one-time confirmation message that you have been unsubscribed. After that, you will no longer receive text messages from us unless you re-subscribe.
How to get help. Reply HELP to any text message from us, or contact us at [spencer@spitballcardgame.com] for assistance.
Carrier liability. Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. Message delivery is subject to effective transmission from your wireless carrier and factors outside our control.

For details on how we collect, use, and protect your phone number and other personal information, see our Privacy Policy.

5. Third-Party Links

Certain content, products, and services available through our site may include materials from third parties. Third-party links on this site may direct you to third-party websites that are not affiliated with us. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy of third-party materials or websites, and we do not warrant and will not have any liability for any third-party materials or websites.

6. Prohibited Uses

You may not use our site or SMS program: for any unlawful purpose; to violate any applicable regulations or laws; to infringe upon our intellectual property rights or the rights of others; to harass, abuse, or discriminate; to submit false or misleading information; to upload viruses or malicious code; or to interfere with the security features of the site.

7. Disclaimer and Limitation of Liability

We do not guarantee that use of our service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free. Products purchased through this site are provided "as is" and "as available" without any representation or warranty, express or implied. In no case shall Spitball LLC, its officers, or its founder be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages of any kind arising from your use of the site or products purchased through it.

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Spitball LLC and its officers from any claim or demand made by any third party due to or arising out of your breach of these Terms or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.

9. Governing Law

These Terms and any separate agreements whereby we provide you products or services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Illinois.

10. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update, change, or replace any part of these Terms at any time. It is your responsibility to check this page periodically for changes. Continued use of the site or SMS program following any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.